youaremynirvana:

ok none of that bullshit stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

• peeing after holding it in all day
• faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
• when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
• getting a back massage
• seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
• when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation

rainbow-ashe:

German phrases I know

• Guten Tag
• Auf Wiedersehen
• SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER